Deep in the heart of the rocky mountains, there was a man known as "Mountain Man." He was a rugged and fierce individual, with a mane that would put even the mightiest of grizzlies to shame. But the Mountain Man's secret weapon wasn't just his strength and determination, it was also his hair pomade - made with a special blend of beeswax, bigfoot tears and essential oils, which he used to keep his hair healthy and strong.

One day, a group of lost city slickers stumbled upon the Mountain Man's cabin, begging for his help to guide them through the forrest. They soon learned that the Mountain Man was not to be trifled with! His hair may have looked soft and luxurious, but it hid a fierce determination and strength that helped them through countless challenges, such as avoiding the occasional yeti, hunting nutrional berries and even convincing the local unicorns to let them use their secret meadow for campground.

In the end, the city slickers returned to civilization with tales of the Mountain Man and his legendary pomade, "Ol' Dirty Barber" which quickly became a household name, while the Mountain Man continued to live a life of adventure and solitude in the mountains, along with an epic mane.